For the person who has done a thorough inventory and confirmed: zero remaining fucks available for distribution. The Fresh Out of Fucks Pen Set is five pens for the most authentically done, beautifully liberated person in your store — and they will buy these for themselves before they buy them for anyone else.
Featuring phrases from someone who is completely out of stock: FOR FUCK'S SAKE IN LOVING MEMORY OF WHEN I GAVE A FUCK FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT FUCK THIS SHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK